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How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 20:41

How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

It you answered ‘curly’ to question #1

what does your hair look like after you wash it?

Then, you can go about finding ways to straighten it, otherwise, you'll just hate that too

Since when has Taylor Swift become a political journalist? What are her qualifications to recommend candidates for office? Johnathan Swift, maybe, but not Taylor?

You. Have. Curly. Hair.

If you answered ‘dry’ to question #2 this is why your hair looks the way you describe it.

2 things:

Can a meme heal what therapy can't?

When do you detangle/brush it?

#3 was really rhetorical. You can't hate what your hair is and simultaneously wish for it to be moreso.

Stop brushing your hair dry and treat it the way curly hair needs to be treated, with moisture, cool water, dignity and respect.

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

OK, 3 things

How do you claim to have ‘poofy’ hair and yet still wish to add volume?